i don’t know what half of those words mean
No one responded but I figured out that the answer was, “copy/paste quotes from the readings that sound like something an economist would say into powerpoint and hope for the best”.
I found out today that this book is highly inaccurate. It should just be one page that says, “I spend money to make myself feel beautiful but instead I feel empty and heavily in debt and every morning I wake-up wanting to end my stupid wretched life but I can’t b/c OMG h&m is having a sale on cotton-cashmere v-neck pullovers GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!”
Does everyone have a distant coke-addict uncle that clogs up their voice messages with desperate coked-out cries for uncle-nephew companionship or is it just me?
This is him:
My mom’s queer activism mostly consists of watching Modern Family.
(Source: mirah)
“Hi there! Welcome to Eddie Bauer! Is there anything I can help you find?”
“Oh. I…English…not good.”
“Ok well let me tell you about all the GREAT DEALS we’ve got in store today!
Shit The Internet Says, Episode 3
Brand new episode, guys! Yes!
Best episode so far. Or at the very least, third best episode so far.